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3/26/2009

Spam doesn't say please.

Posted by Gwen |




I feel a wave of correspondence coming on so if you want on my pen-pal list send your snail mail addy to me at guenosdias847 at gmail dot com.

Put "PLEASE VIOLATE MY MAILBOX" in the subject line so I can differentiate yours from the spam.

15 comments:

Scope said...

As my lady bids, so it shall be done.

Literary Nut said...

Sounds like a fun idea! Done and done!

Sass said...

You have mine...

Violate me....again....and again.....and again...

oh. Sorry. Got caught up!

I didn't say please. ;)

PLEASE!!!!!

Candy's daily Dandy said...

I'm sooooo in!!!
I love Gwen correspondence!!

Violate me! Please!!!!

surviving myself said...

It better be kiddie porn.

I mean, flowers. Kiddie flowers!

Dammit.

mo.stoneskin said...

The gag is that 'Robin' sounds like 'robbing' to the Turk with rudimentary English!

Dr Zibbs said...

I'd like to get something but since I already got something I don't want to seem greedy.

Damn it am I fair.

Cora said...

Oooh, yes, Gwen. I'm in. Please violate my box.

I mean my mailbox.

The Imaginary Reviewer said...

You got me, right?

Imnotbenny said...

It might be fun to get something in the mail besides bills. Sweet.

Cowguy said...

Okay... I'll send some cow porn along with it. Cool? Cool.

Love the Sacagewawawawaia pic. Bonus times 10.

J.

Fancy Schmancy said...

I love it when you violate my mailbox, you've got my address!

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

I can't wait to see what happens.

katrocket said...

My box is always open and ready for your hot oral goodness.

Suze said...

Again you're going to violate me? It wasn't enough with that crappy drunk singing on my porch last weekend?

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