I can't decide if this means the driver is squirrel bait (Get it? "Nuts?" Yeah, it's stupid.) or if it means the driver is a huge yokel who just ate a squirrel. Or is planning to eat a squirrel. Or maybe the family's pet squirrel is 8 years old. (BTW, if this is what it means, I am sad for Illinois.)
I don't know, but it's weird and I can't stop thinking about it.
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17 comments:
You know what might be worse than the 8-year-old pet squirrel?
What if this guy just happened to be the 8th guy in line requesting a "SQWRL B" license plate?
If I had to guess, I would say they are from Henry, IL.
Jesus, ever since Blago became a national sensation I kind of hate telling people I'm from Illinois.
Hahahahaha! I'm actually laughing out loud in the office right now...that was so funny I want to dry hump your leg!
I think it is "squirrel bait" but in the "jail bait" sense.
This dude clearly likes getting his freak on with squirrels, which only adds credibility to my theory that vanity plates are for dudes with eeny, teeny, weenies.
I agree with Whiskeymarie. If you see this guy again, try to get a headshot so this perv can be reported to the humane society.
The plate combined with driving a car with a cheesy spoiler on the back = douche-bag.
If I had seen you photographing me from behind I'd have set my squirrel on you.
ok so dude with squirrel attracting license plate does know that squirrels can read, right? or is he just trying to date squirrely women? ok does anyone else think the word squirrel looks really weird?? squirrel, squirrel, squirrel...the word has lost all meaning to me now.
ummm yeah that was supposed to read "that squirrels CAN'T read"...I can't believe I had to type squirrel again...DAMN IT! Make.it.stop.
I also can't stop thinking about it, now. I'm thinking Some Guy's advice is the best path to take in a vanity-license plate situation such as this. You can't take any chances with zealous squirrel lovers.
This post and all the comments are so hilarious that I wanna hump your other leg!
I keep trying to think of a funny alternate meaning for this license plate and I am failing. So I guess it really is a squirrel-fucker.
They've just introduced "Cajun Squirrel" flavoured crisps in the UK
(Sorry, that was the only squirrel-related thing I could think of ... I'll try harder next time)
I think it's a trap. Nobody who eats squirrels could afford a Grand Am in that good of condition.
I REALLY hope it means that their squirrel BE 8 years old. That's too funny.
Must have been a fall back plate when: "MAZDR B 88" and "MISTER B 8" were denied.
I am from IL. I also used to have a squirrel as a pet. Actually, in my lifetime I have had three squirzels as pets.
I fear that I am a weirdo.
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