Everything I Like Causes Cancer

Where we've been convinced to write a new post on Dec. 2. Stay tuned!

Go read I'm Not Benny.  He's funny and odd, just like us.  He likes bacon and dogs and he has a pin of Ronald McDonald jamming on the guitar.  I'm scheduled to fight his grandma in a cage later this week.

12 comments:

mo.stoneskin said...

Won't that hurt your back?

Scope said...

Steal her walker if you get a chance. You need it for your back.

words...words...words... said...

I hope his grandma is Whiskeymarie.

Cora said...

I knew I was right not to trust prunes. I KNEW IT!!

Or was that the Granny you're cage fighting...?

Cowguy said...

Two go in, one comes out.

SkylersDad said...

Use the lessons learned from Thunderdome, carry a whistle and don't bother trying the chainsaw.

We are all behind you, unless I get those sweet 4 to 1 odds, then I'm throwing you under the bus!

Imnotbenny said...

Wow, that guy is freaking AWESOME! Words cannot describe how much his funny gives my life meaning. I'm having a uterus and some ovaries implanted next week, just so I can have his babies!

Seriously, wow. Just wow.

Kimizzy said...

My money's on grandma. One, you're crippled right now. Two, you're young and won't hit an elder.

Scope said...

Kimizzy - My money's on Gwen. I see her having no issues puttin' the SMACK DOWN on a grandma. I see that as kind of her job.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Kimizzy: Did you not see the bigass stick Gwen is carrying in the previous picture? She'll turn granny's bones to dust with that thing. Gramgram doesn't stand a chance.

Kimizzy said...

How much you wanna bet? >:)

Gwen said...

I may be crippled but I'm well rested and mean. GramGram is going down like a $2 hooker.

Or else we'll fight until about 4 and then she'll leave to go eat dinner.

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