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soon some day arrive in your mailbox but until I have the gumption to get to the post office here's my gift to you: You will always be younger and taller than me.
My most dearest and only Whiskeymarie von Partypants:
I've been patiently counting down the days, one by one by endless one, waiting for the holiday that quickly surpassed International Talk Like A Pirate Day as my favorite holiday: International Whiskeymarie Day, the day the world welcomed the woman with whom I would one day get to second base. There's been some discussion over at von Partypants HQ about how best to celebrate IWD, my favorite being the Brazilian way - singing Air Supply in a circle and taking a week-long vow not to wear pants, but I've opted to take the path most lazily traveled: Lolcats.
HAPPY BERFDAY, MY CHOCOLATE SPRINKUL OF FABULOUSNESS,
MONKEY-BUTT SISTER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER!
A mixed bag of wonderfully odd things will
You really are the best and I love ya. I really, really do. I hope you have an awesome day today and ask that at the end of it you do me one small favor . . . crank this up, take off your pants, and shake it 'til all the boys come to the yard.
Yours in McGone,
We're watching you.
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