Inspired by my last post I think y'all went out of your way to send me material last night. These are the texts that started arriving on my phone about 1 am and continued arriving until about 4:
- So u r on a dating website and u get a message from a pirate. Then u hear about gal pirate on another site. Do u hook them up with the goal that btween them they could have 20/20 Vision if it was opposite eyes and they stood next to each other?
- I needs assistance in how to best service the tranny quadriplegic will the bea arthur routine be appropriate or is it too soon
- Guys wearing camo r why i dance w my eyes closed
- Im proud to be your weird text! :-)
I slept through all of these coming in so didn't reply last night. Assuming you're still interested in my advice on these important matters when you finally wake up today . . . yes, I would hook up the pirates (hook? nice!) . . . and while I don't quite know what you mean by "service the tranny", I would have performed Bea Arthur for him. It's never too soon at EILCC and she'd have been honored, I'm sure. I hope you made good choices on your own and can't wait to hear from you - you know who you are - to get the back stories.