- The 2,000 mg of antibiotics I am taking per day make my pee the color of marigolds.
- I suspect that I was thrown under the bus at work but I don't yet know who did it. Operation Ferret Out The Weasel commences today.
- In Missouri you have to pay personal property tax on your vehicles yearly. The amount you owe is calculated using the value of the vehicle and the tax rate where you live. My bill this year? $15.30.
- I hope I didn't just jinx my 10 year-old car by bragging about it's lack of value.
- Bring on the weekend.
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