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5/25/2010

It could be worse; you could be BUTT GREASE.

Posted by Gwen |

12 comments:

Whiskeymarie said...

I prefer to think of myself as "ass ointment", thank you very much.

(and my word verification is "splat". How appropriate.)

Heff said...

Not a bad gig, depending on the ass, of course !

mo.stoneskin said...

Good grief. And you're right, that would be worse. You're very profound and a fountain of wisdom. Unlike Butt Grease.

words...words...words... said...

Leave poor Butt Grease alone! It's what's on the inside that cou...oh right. Never mind.

Scope said...

Since my ass sweats so much, I think the whole "oil & water don't mix" thing would apply here.

Any water based ass lubes?

SkylersDad said...

I think somebody needs to point out that it could be worse, you could be the butt without the butt grease.

otherworldlyone said...

Yeah...but who does this butt grease belong too?

The Good Badger said...

What if you're Nancy Pelosi's vibrator? That's worse.

Jen said...

Hahahahah

Way to put things in perspective!

Candy's daily Dandy said...

I find myself disturbingly curious about the origins of Butt Grease.

Distributorcap said...

is this what the scooping of the gulf oil is being used for?

Cora said...

Aaaaaaaand that's going to be my affirmation for the week! Ha ha ha! I love it!

There's a meme for you on my blog today and while I know you don't do a lot of memes, I think you might get a kick out of this one. Enjoy! :-)

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