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10/14/2010

Peabody on Daddies

Posted by Gwen |

My mom has been married several times. I'm not going into the details of it here because that is her private business and not my story to tell. All you need to know of the back story for this post is that I've had multiple dads.


The other day I was telling Peabody about an on-line dating proposition I'd recently received from an older, married man who just wanted to have sex and was willing to buy me things in exchange. She and I were discussing whether having a sugar daddy constitutes prostitution when she interjected, "You know, with all the daddies you've had I'm surprised you haven't had a sugar one."

[You can find other snippets of the unintentional hilarity uttered by my bestie Peabody here and here.]

33 comments:

Kalei's Best Friend said...

LOL, cute.. what moms will say.. I know in all good conscience I couldn't go down that road...I guess because I wouldn't want to be someone's sugar mama...no way.

Cora said...

Uh-huh. But have you had a Juice Daddy?

A crawdaddy?

A Puff Daddy?

A Go Daddy?

A baby daddy?

A mac daddy?

A KoRn Daddy?

A daddy long legs?

Or a hip cat daddy-o?

Hmm?

*blink*

Yeah. That's all I've got. I'm shutting up now.

;-)

Simple Dude said...

I'm more than willing to take on a sugar momma. Most guys would have a problem being with someone who made more money then they do... I say why the hell not?

If she's worked hard enough in life to make more money then I do more power to her. If she is willing to spend that money buying me things, more power to me!

SD
http://simpledudecomplexworld.blogspot.com/

MJenks said...

"I've had multiple dads"

I'm a dad. *clears throat*

I'll show myself out.

hello haha narf said...

wrong how hard i laughed at the insanity of that conversation.

Steel Magnolia said...

Daddy, Sugared or Not ... there's no such thing as a free lunch. Cheers!

Doria said...

LOL at Cora... Love it! I dont think having a shugah daddy would be prostitution. Depends really on how you feel about sleeping with a married man. There is a website, or so I hear, called Sugardaddys.com. Just sayin...

Candy's daily Dandy said...

The logic of that is not completely lost on me....

Gio Salvatore said...

Having a Sugar Daddy is not prostitution, it's an upgrade! ;-)

GS
http://theerectblog.blogspot.com

Scope said...

Legally, I'm sure it's on the "mostly legal" side of the line. As long as you didn't hold out until you got a gift.

That would be more like marriage.

:-P

(I kid. And that's all you need to know.)

Chemgeek said...

Nice post.

Hey, BTW, how's your hole?

Richard said...

Hey, who doesn't need a few extra items every now and then?

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Son of a Thomas said...

"Who's your Daddy?" Valid question.

otherworldlyone said...

I've got a

Baby daddy
How you doin daddy
biological daddy

and one mom's boyfriend whom I call daddy. Which, written out...looks sort of creepy. In my defense, he's been more of a father to me in two years than my dad ever was in 25.

p.s. Hole.

Cowguy said...

When Sal first moved here and Jake was just a little guy of about 12, I stopped at my friend, Frankie's carwash. Frankie is blind and has been around the block more than a few times with the ladies. I instructed Jake to go up to him and ask him if he was Frankie "W". Frankie said "yes". Jake then grabbed and yelled "DADDY!!!" Frankie shit himself.

Anonymous said...

I think a few more of those and we should start pitching that 'Shit Peabody Says' TV show to NBC...

Reichert

Son of a Thomas said...

Allow me to answer my own question. " I'm your daddy."

ikatashi said...

sounds fine to me

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Too funny. Mother's say the strangest things.

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