Everything I Like Causes Cancer: Exhibit A proving that my mother dropped me on my head as a baby

10/19/2010

Color me confounded

Posted by Gwen | Labels: bodily fluids, Exhibit A proving that my mother dropped me on my head as a baby, Superpoop

During a smoking lounge discussion yesterday someone used the phrase "shit eating grin" and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since. I mean, why would someone be happy about eating shit?

Happy Tuesday, shit eaters. Keep smilin'!

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11/26/2009

Happy Franksgiving! (or, Stupid Is As Stupid Does)

Posted by Gwen | Labels: Exhibit A proving that my mother dropped me on my head as a baby

Urged by Cowguy and Skyler's Dad I showered SEVERAL HOURS before I had to today so that I could make this video Thanksgiving card for y'all that I woke up planning this morning.

Thanks for being my friends, monkeys! Eat until you're triptophantastic today!

(Editor's Note: The signs read "PRETEND THIS WAS SHOT OUTSIDE", "PRETEND THIS BROOM IS A SHOTGUN", AND "PRETEND THIS VEST IS ORANGE." This was a no-budget film; the crew makes no apologies for the production quality.)

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