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Urged by Cowguy and Skyler's Dad I showered SEVERAL HOURS before I had to today so that I could make this video Thanksgiving card for y'all that I woke up planning this morning.



Thanks for being my friends, monkeys! Eat until you're triptophantastic today!

(Editor's Note: The signs read "PRETEND THIS WAS SHOT OUTSIDE", "PRETEND THIS BROOM IS A SHOTGUN", AND "PRETEND THIS VEST IS ORANGE." This was a no-budget film; the crew makes no apologies for the production quality.)

28 comments:

Unknown said...

I want whatever you are having there. Happy thanksgiving, hope the turcat isn't too gamey.

Some Guy said...

I see the wine bottle was opened early this Thanksgiving. Have a great one Gwen! Turkitten sounds delicious!

ttmac said...

Now that was Emmy award winning programming. Better than a Charlie Brown Christmas and watched by every child, monkey, and cat for years to come. Happy Turkey Day!

Anonymous said...

OMG. You are hilarious! Happy Thanksgiving! Les & Greg

SkylersDad said...

Dead Siskel: This movie was so awesome that I climbed out of the grave just to see it!

Retired and almost dead Ebert: Gwen was her usual brilliant self, but I wasn't buying the cat's performance for a minute!

Sky-Dad: I love you even more now!

words...words...words... said...

One of the few things I DO love about Thanksgiving is that it encourages drinking before the normally appropriate hour. God bless you and the turkitten fried rice that I assume you will be making today :)

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

This video makes me wish I never quit smoking weed.

You had to go back and pull your cat out from under the bed, didn't you?

Dr Zibbs said...

You deserve an award.

J.J. in L.A. said...

That was AWESOME! I want some of what you're having!

Booze and Turkitty!

Cowguy said...

Gwen... I like what's wrong with you.

Anonymous said...

I loved the hell out of this.

You are awesome. Happy turkitten day!

Glori B. said...

Thnorti is my verification word!

That's better than the comment I was going to leave.

A strappy Spanksgiving to you, too, Gwennie!

Unknown said...

You are whacky! I love it!

Char said...

DAMN...I could've had turkitty? Wish I had known earlier. Very funny, you.

xoxo

mo.stoneskin said...

Is that low-budget or no-budget?

Little Brr said...

Jeezusmaryjosef! I am glad I waited until this am to watch that because I was all pissed off at the world and stuff, but now? Right now I am seriously laughing my ass off! Shh! I'm hunting turkey... HA!

Son of a Thomas said...

I just pee'd myself.

And I'm pretty sure it's not because I'm snookered.

BeckEye said...

I had a few mimosas yesterday morning while prepping food and stuff, but I didn't think to drop acid. I'll be smarter next year.

Anonymous said...

One word for you: ME-ow....
~Renata1967

mike said...

You are a nut. But it IS nut season. Actually I have no idea if it is, or if there is even such a thing as nut season. But nicely done anyways. Happy Thanksgiving, and don't eat the cat.

Whiskeymarie said...

Nerd.

Did you make the special Fancy Feast/Catnip stuffing recipe that I gave you? It's Meowverlous.

I can't eat turkitten anymore- makes me gassy.

Anonymous said...

Turkitten...you make me laugh! Also, I hope the turkitten didn't break its little paws trying to claw its way away from you :)

H said...

I told you not to eat the brown acid. Poor kitty. ;-)

Scope said...

Watched this a couple of times with Cora over the weekend, just thought I'd pop in and say, "Thanks".

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

Hilarious. You are a brave to film that and so kind to share it with us. I wish I had checked in sooner!

Sally-Sal said...

I'm Native American (Choctaw) and the word for turkey in Choctaw is 'fuck it'. Truth.

Son of a Thomas said...

I give all my attention to YOU!!!

(See how I did this. I commented here because you closed them up there. See I'm not just a fantastic body but half a brain too:)

The Peach Tart said...

Vodka or wine?

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