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11/13/2008

*Dat is a good von.

Posted by Gwen |

A friend of mine sent this to me yesterday and I am certain she intended for me to share it with all of you so here you go:

For those of you who are new around these parts, I have a wonky nipple (story and demonstration here) that my IRL friends dubbed Walleye many years ago.  Rest assured, poor Mary's situation is much more egregious than mine even though we had the same médico.

* Phrasology shamelessly stolen from The Good Dr. Zibbs.
** Holy McGone!  Do you realize that month from today is 12 days Before Christmas?  (There are no asterisks above that correlate to this, I just wanted to say it.)

19 comments:

McGone said...

You should have a "Walleye isn't just a fish" bumper sticker on your car.

Poobomber said...

So you're saying your breast surgeon is Mexican?

Gwen said...

Poo: Mexican, Marty Feldman, whatever. (I'm also kidding.)

Stacie said...

hahaha.

LYDIA said...

So do you have a crazy nipple from surgery? Or were you born with it?

Dr Zibbs said...

It's actually "Dat a good von" but I like your take on it. You've made it your own with a simple change.

Sausage Mechanic said...

Looks like the surgeon that did my vasectomy. Did I ever tell you I now have three testicles?

Sass said...

I got something to say.

I think it's interesting how we're all apparently living in a great circle of "sass."

Finger condoms, zibbs quotes, and so on.

You're welcome...again. hee hee.

And why...can't I stop staring at her weird boobs? Like, I can't even type.

Weird.

Candy's daily Dandy said...

Oooh! Poor thing. I wonder if this renders breast feeding a viable option for her?

Giggle Pixie said...

At least he didn't give her a third nipple.

pistols at dawn said...

I love all boob-based stories. Especially when the person telling them is jumping on a trampoline topless while telling them.

(clears throat and waits)

words words words said...

In suing, she's ignoring the comic potential. Her misplaced nipples make it look like her chest was conked on the head and got dizzy.

mel o said...

omg gwen this is LMAO FUNNY!! I can't be sure but I think your doctor *may* have a slightly lazy eye...

Scope said...

Poobomber - I think the doctor is from further SOUTH than that. He appears you have grown up on the Bolivian / Peruvian border.

You know, on the shores of Lake Titi-cockeyed.

Renaissance Woman said...

Okay, after looking at the picture of the doctor wasn't it obvious that she was going to have a walleye nipple. His eyes point in different directions! And to make it worse, her breasts don't even look like they are the same size! I think that your in a much better situation.

Falwless said...

Renaissance woman's comment for the win.

(Was she being facetious?)

enc said...

When I saw her boobs, my eyes went the same way her nipples went. Out of whack.

mike said...

I would like to comment on behalf of men everywhere, and say that I really don't care which direction that girl's nipples point.

ÄsK AliCë said...

Oh Falw you always make me giggle

I didn't notice the wonky eye surgeon eyes until the second time I read it.

FAIL

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