The other gals didn't know it but I was able to convince a handful of other bloggers to show up by telling them that I was having a contest and giving away a Wii.
The gals showed up right on time and we immediately hit it off. I don't even think it took five minutes before we were doubled over laughing. Every good thing you've ever thought or read about these gals is true - they are gorgeous, funny, smart, warm, and just generally awesome.
These three kept to themselves, saying there was some ridiculous comment count quota required to be in their "club" but after a couple drinks they loosened up and stopped acting like
dictators dick taters. We killed a bottle of champagne (What? There were nine of us!) and then headed out for bloody marys and more food.
I think the champagne got to Sass because there was a little smooching goin' on in the parking lot as we headed into the restaurant. The rest of us pretended to be nice and went in but really we watched from the front door and giggled.
When we weren't watching, Dr. Zibbs set up shop in the corner just like he promised he would do here.
I think it was after this that the two-top next to us stomped off in a huff and went to the bar. Bitches.
I will admit that we got pretty loud and obscenities were shouted but if you can't take the heat you shouldn't sit down next to four adult women playing with masks made with tongue-depressors. Duh.
We talked about all of the rest of you a lot and even though it felt like you were there because we
Today was as fun as I imagined and more. It was bawdy and loud and comfortable, and funny as hell the few times it did get uncomfortable. We talked at length and repeatedly about how pinching and poking and during oral isn't cool, we laughed at each other and we made the other patrons wish they'd gone to McDonald's.