Many years ago my cousin and I got so excited about the Olympics that at the start of the Opening Ceremonies we were jumping around in her living room and singing stupid made-up songs at the top of our lungs. Before long a tune had come together and we had written ourselves an official 'Lympics Ditty. As with much of what we do, we beat that song into the ground. We sang it so many times that we eventually realized you could insert ANY WORDS AT ALL and it was still a great song.
Some of you were lucky enough to have been born on days where many years in the future I would feel like writing a berfday blog post for you. Most of those have included the words to this uplifting tune. Many others of you have included me in your Facebook Family and on your berfday I have worked the words into my greeting. All the while, I've been promising to record it because it's better in person. (Oooh! Foreshadowing!)
So yeah, yesterday was ttmac's berfday! berfday! and we spent the afternoon touring and tasting at a local brewery. No, not THAT ONE; THIS ONE. It was delicious educational. Our second stop was Citygarden where we entertained ourselves mightily (I'll post pictures later) and recorded this masterpiece:
We're watching you.
Wanna make out?
- Gwen
- One part sarcastic, one part naughty, and all parts awesome. ~ St. Louis, MO ~ You can email me at guenosdias847 at gmail dot com.
I'M A FIRECROTCH!
November 2010 was itchy.
TWTWTB, an award
Thanks, MLS! Be careful you don't papercut your nose with that kick-ass sign.
Official Award of EILCC
Designed by Soda and Candy
Totally made of win.
Thanks, I'm Not Benny!
That ain't no lie.
The award I give myself every Friday.
Cowguy Tippin'
I've been photochopped! Click here to check it out!
An Award From Mike
MONKEY SWORD FIGHT: There is no fucking way you can be cooler than this picture.
Gifties
Thanks, Princess Soda!
Can't Touch This
Because I'm awesome.
18 comments:
To Whiskeymarie: I delivered the fun. Please stop shipment of the picture of your butt ASAP. KTHXBAI.
Brilliant! I laughed, I cried, two enthusiastic thumbs up!!
Whew. Looks like a whole new career in the making!
This is chief among the reasons nobody knows when my birthday is.
But as long as it's somebody else being embarrassed in public, I say right on!
It's totally NEVER my birthday ever again.
WOW, I think you all should quit your day jobs RIGHT NOW!!!!
;)
Are we the only freaks that thought this was Frenchin' HI-larious with a capital HI. Hmmmm? I mean we watched it 17 times and it never got old??
I thought you were going to fall into the water. That would have been really funny.
Thanks for the song, but if I accept it do I have to actually accept the extra year that comes along with having a berfday or can I continue to be 34?
I can sense a #1 chart spot coming your way.
Ah, the berfday song. LUV IT!
I left an award for you over @ my blog today.
That's a standing "O" for you Gwennie. Well not that kind you perv :)
It's eerily reminiscent of "Fish Heads"!
Fish heads Fish heads
Roly poly fish heads
Fish heads fish heads
Eat them up
YUM
Bravura performance. I'm going to the Olympics next month. If you give me your original lyrics, I may swell with American pride and sing it when I get there!
Oops- I assumed you wouldn't do anything fun, so the pic is already in the mail. Hope you wanted an 8x10...
Wordsx3: Well, the 'Lympics version is much the same:
'Lympics! 'Lympics!
It's the fucking 'Lympics!
'Lympics! 'Lympics!
Sing a goddamn soooooong.
I'm going to require proof that you taught it to your friends and sang it.
Whiskey Rock-a-rolla': I assumed it would take an 11x17 so an 8x10 is just fine. (BWAHAHAHAHA! You set me up for that, woman.)
That was superb! Ok, let's cut to the chase ... it's my berfday in March, St Patricks Day to be precise ... and I'm going to be THIRTY!!!!
I think that qualifies for having my very own version of the berfday song ... oh, and if you could dress like a leprechaun and sing it in a broad Oirish accent, it would be even dandier :P
Have a sooper-dooper weekend, Gwen x
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