Apparently somebody has grown tired of reading our shitty blogs. I suspect I'm one since he has stopped commenting here with any regularity so I hope to push him past his ability to stand it with this post which chronicles the last two days of my life in mostly boring pictures - you know, the ones I took when I was out living my life, not blogging it.
On Wednesday I walked in the back door after a long day at work to find a favorite pitcher of mine in pieces on the kitchen floor:
"Jesuschristgoddamnfuckingcats!"
Then I went out and drank my body weight in Irish cider:
I woke up the next day with a super fun, totally dehydrated, need a banana bag type hangover but sweated it out cleaning up the yard. I smelled awesome when I was done, like day-old beer, cigarettes, unrestful sleep, and sweat. You totally would have made out with me.
I took the day off work to trim my bush.
The next couple pictures are for Son of A Thomas, my gardening soulmate. Dude, here's what's blooming so far, hyacinths and daffodils:
I cut one hyacinth - ONE - and took it to work Monday. My office, and the general area around me, still smells divine. If you don't have any of these, please, put some in next fall. You will love them.
This is the lilac tree I keep telling you about that I planted last year. It made through the winter! Yay! As soon as it blooms it will also smell amazing. I like to take cuttings of the most fragrant things in my garden and give them to the little kids next door to take to their mom. I bet your little ones would get a real kick out of this, too.
I couldn't help myself in Lowe's and had to have these:
Oh! I also cut off half of my hair:
This is what it looks like now.
This is what it looks like from the back.
(Is that Zibbs character gone yet? I was sure he'd be gone by now. I mean, there were some of these I was going to show you anyway, but really? The back of my new hairc. . . zzzzz. Alright, this next couple should do the trick.)
Here's the map of Minnesota delineated regionally by Hotdish that Whiskeymarie sent me for my birthday last year. I just wanted her to know that she won't see it in my house because I hung it in my office where I can see it every day. And here's a bunny I found in my yard while I was working. To the left of the bunny, really tiny and bright green, is the bleeding heart I planted last year. It's tiny in this picture because it's the kind of plant that dies completely back every fall.
And here's an empty pitcher and the remains of the yummy blue margaritas we had at dinner tonight:
I think I just heard the back door slam. Mission accomplished, bitches. Don't forget - Whiskeymarie will be here in two days. TWO DAYS. I just peed a little.
