I just read that GM is no longer going to make the Hummer. Well, frig. What the hell am I going to make fun of now? Who the hell am I going to call out as supreme douchebags? Who will replace Hummer drivers as the recipients of my most consistent ire and disgust? Who, I ask you? WHO?
I feel so lost. Hold me.
(EILCC newbies can read about how much I hate Hummers here and here. I'm certain there are more posts of this ilk but I don't have the patience to find them. And really, you get the idea from those two.)
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19 comments:
You can always go back to mocking Vette owners and their little winkys.
Well, geez. I guess if you wanted to you could make fun of me. I've had a hummer before. And I'm not talking about the truck.
Well, you could downsize and go to the Ford Expedition, Lincoln Mark LT, Cadillac Escalade, or something else of similar size.
My husband especially loves hummers. . . oh! you were talking about the vehicle! Never mind!
I make fun of Prius drivers. You're welcome to join my bandwagon!
You could just watch for popped collars and spiky hair. That usually works for me.
Sheesh, I just make fun of everyone. It keeps me busy.
How 'bout anyone with a Toyota? Oh wait-- never mind, that's me.
*blushing*
No more Hummers? (*Saab*)
I had a guy come in to my office yesterday - he was stocky with an attitude and huge unlit cigar hanging from his mouth. I thought in my mind "this guy is the kind of douche who would drive a hummer". Guess what he drove? That's right - a Hummer with New York plates.
You can still make fun of hummer drivers - because now they're not only driving a Hummer, they're driving an old Hummer.
Also - guys with really loud motorcycles.
I agree with Melissa - those HUGE SUV's with one person in them. Such a waste of gas. I'll join you...
Scope? That made me laugh so hard I'm crying. Thank you.
OG, loud pipes save lives.
There's always Citroens and their wankerish French-wannabe drivers....
There's always the old classic, "Old guy in a sports car". That never gets tired.
Either Prius drivers, as WWW suggested, or ANY driver who talks on a cell while they're driving, because their phone convo is so much more important than everyone else's lives.
also, w/v: butsmom - really, Blogger?
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! And don't feel too bad, Gwen. You can still hate on people based upon their bumper stickers.
Are you still making the hummer? That's all I wanna know. Heynowwwwwww.
Douchebags, supreme or otherwise, can surely be found anywhere in public, so you should cope fine.
Escalade drivers!!! $72K car for 12 MPG!!!!
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