Everything I Like Causes Cancer

Where we've been convinced to write a new post on Dec. 2. Stay tuned!

Every year I choose a new project for the garden: one year I might focus on a particular family of plants, like roses or bulbs; the next year I might tackle a troublesome area, like the dark/wet/cold corner by the house (evil lives there, and little else.) I went into this winter planning to focus on herbs in 2010. I immersed myself in plant catalogs and herb guides and recipe books and spent countless hours studying leaf texture, fragrance, flowering potential, sun preference, size, uses outside the garden . . . but that wasn't enough. No, I got super ambitious. I decided to start the majority of my new 2010 plants from seed.


"Hey, baby, nice cotyledons.
Wanna set some roots together?"

It's a mighty endeavor but I'll never be good at it if I don't try, and I want to see if I can. Plus, all the time I spent plotting the new beds, researching what I would need and when I should start, and shopping for the seeds felt enough like gardening that it kept me from losing my cabin-fevered mind and robbing the 7-11. Well - that, the security cameras, and my fear of jail.

Last spring I worked Saturday mornings for a woman who runs a small nursery out of her basement. Miss V, a dynamic octogenarian, started her first plants from seed after her father-in-law told her she wouldn't be able to do it. She also backhanded me on my first day for referring to her expertly prepared soil as "dirt." To say I've learned a thing or two about starting plants from seed under the tutelage of Miss V is an understatement, it's just a matter of whether or not I can do it without her space and equipment and guidance.

Much of what I read this winter warned me to start small, to attempt no more than ten different types of seed. Last year I threw some dry seeding mix (no water + no nutrients = slim chance, dummy) into two trays, poked a seed into each slot without regard to size and set them in a window with southern exposure. I did okay: most seeds germinated; most of those plants made it outdoors; and most of those thrived all season. And since I started those seeds before I had been schooled by Miss V, I consider last year my "start small" year.

But this year I'm going large. In addition to the seeds I collected last fall but failed to tag (Trial and Error 2010: Lesson One), I bought lavender, bachelor's button, cosmos, white coneflower, strawflowers, chives, sweet cicely (myrrh), chinese lantern, 'cherry brandy' rudbeckia, 'bright lights' swiss chard, dichondra (for hanging baskets), and verbena.

I am particularly excited about the strawflowers. The strawflower isn't a fancy plant; it's hardy and laid-back and prolific (the proletariat of the flower kingdom, if you will) but it's one of my favorites. I think I was in first grade when my grandpa tilled a small, circular patch between his rose garden and my favorite tree and told me it was mine. He said I could plant anything I wanted in it but that it was my responsibility. I loved that patch of dirt (soil?) because I loved to be anywhere my grandpa was, and I grew strawflowers in it.

Saturday morning I was sitting on the back patio enjoying a cuppa joe and a smokey treat when I suddenly realized that the weather was perfect - warm and bright, without being hot or humid - and that the number of days we can expect to be similar are disappearing quickly.  A couple ringy-dingies later and I'd made a date with Leslie to ride our bikes.  We drove down to Grant's Trail and rode for over an hour, about 10 miles by our best guess.  It was a great way to spend one of the last days of summer.

We even rescued a cute little turtle who was too scared to move from his spot in the middle of the bike path because it was so busy all around him.

Somehow on Sunday I got lost in last week's season premiere shows and almost wasted another gorgeous day; thankfully Lil BRR stopped by in the afternoon and got me moving again.  As soon as she left I started some heavy-duty yard work that was hot and itchy and tiring but that I will be glad I did come spring.

Remember last May when I posted this picture of my rose trellis?

Remember how I bragged about loving it and taking such good care of it?  I might have even thought about naming it George.

Well, this is all that's left. Shortly after I took the above picture, it died. I have no idea what happened, just one day it started looking puny and before I knew it I had firewood.  Taking that sucker down was a dirty, nasty, scratchy job that made me feel like I was covered in a thousand tiny papercuts.  (A lavender bath made it all better.  No worries.)


I also dug up about ten trillion daffodil bulbs out of a three foot square area.  I'm going to replant them all over the garden so that every bed will be dotted with yellow next spring.  I'm also thinking about saving back about 3,000 of them in case I can use them as currency in the coming weeks.

"I'll trade you these seven narcissus coins for a bite of that grilled cheese."

*Since I'm so much older than you, Fal, and I don't have any kids, can I come live with you when I start to lose it?  And by "it" I mean the ability to control my bladder or to hear my own farts.

It took about an hour this morning to pick up the sticks in the yard, blow it up, and fill it with water but here it is, my Olympic-sized daydream:

Peabody (proper pronunciation, please!) and Tammy are going to jitney over in a couple hours and we're going to "summer" like it's 1999. Peabody said something about bringing whiskey or maybe even the fixins for Long Island teas. It's shaping up to be a good day despite the hellish temps.

6/03/2008

Older and Wiser

Posted by Gwen |



Exactly thirty-nine years ago today I was born. For those of you who love precision, the big event occurred at 2:19 p.m. I’m not bothered by my age, I feel 25 and I’m the happiest me I’ve ever been. I don’t claim to have all the answers, it’s the wise man who knows that he knows nothing, but I have a much better sense of who I am, what I want, and what I’m worth than I ever have. I am centered and focused and happy.





Part of being older and wiser is that you are constantly learning and realizing new things. Just last night, in fact, I learned that I need to take better care of my basement hole. Yes, my basement hole. You know, the hole outside the door of a walk-out basement? One of these:



Understand I have a monster oak tree in each of the yards that border mine. These two trees produce a gargantuan amount of leaves. As it turns out, I didn’t clean the leaves out of the basement hole last fall. I meant to do it. I thought about it many times. But I am inherently lazy and never did it. Subsequently, about ten inches of leaves had accumulated in the hole.

Add to that an incredibly wet spring and you've got a huge, gross mess that clogs the drain and causes water to run under the door and into the basement. I noticed it Saturday and figured it was from the mondo storm we had Friday night and that it would soon dry up. Unfortunately, the floor was still wet when I got home from my parents’ Sunday night and it was too late to clean it out. I had to do it last night after work.



It was super gross and hot and there were spiders and swarms of mosquitoes. The bottom-most part of the pile was wet, and actually composting.

There was about an inch of fertile, yet useless, compost under there. "Useless" because there’s also about an inch of paint chips from when I prepped the deck for painting last fall and I am certain the chips are lead paint. And as my mother once said to a six year old girl to whom she had just gifted a lead glass piece, “Lead will make you stupid.”

So today, my friends, I actually am both older and wiser. Unless the lead paint chips got to me.

Now, if you can't fight the urge to make fun of my advancing age, feel free use some of these, or make up your own.

About Me, 31-40: The 39th Birthday Edition

31. The floor lamp in my bedroom is on a clapper.
32. I like to take baths with lavender epsom salts.
33. My favorite flower is the peony.
34. I always wear my seatbelt.
35. I am a chronic listmaker.
36. I have 14 rosebushes in my garden.
37. I keep sunblock and a sweater in my convertible, just in case.
38. There are three different hand lotions in my purse and one hand sanitizer.
39. This is how many years I am old!!!
40. For about two years now I've been telling people I am 40 because I just want it over and done.

5/30/2008

Spring! Finally sprung!

Posted by Gwen |

I've talked here and here and here about working in my garden.
Don't you think it's about time to see what I've been doing? Me, too!

Come along, gang! Follow me!

I don't know the names of any of the roses featured today. They were here when I bought the house. The fragrance on this one is as big as its bloom.

The irises. Now I see what my mom meant when she said not to treat the fence.
The weathered look is a nice backdrop.


Another big beauty. Also fragrant.

Here's the coreopsis (tickseed) and a struggling Miss Bateman clematis.
See how she valiantly clings to the trellis? C'mon old girl, you can do it! Grow!


Sunshine in a (Flower) Box


Fernando loved to play a game he called, "Brave Pig Storms the Lily of the Valley of Death." He'd do this for hours. Rumor has it that the little guy has been kidnapped and I'm a suspect. To quote Shaggy, "It wasn't me." I like Wendy B for it just because everyone else does.


I planted this poppy at least two years ago. Every year the rabbits eat all the leaves and it dies before anything happens. I have no idea why it made it this year, but I'm glad it did because really? How freaking cool is that bud? It's like an alien pod. I can't wait to see what comes out of there.


The arbor is one of my favorite landscaping pieces. It came with the house. I didn't plant this either but I have loved it with the same intensity that The Little Prince loved his rose.


Inside the arbor facing the garage. It's dark and spooky under here.

"It is the time you have spent with your rose that makes your rose so important."


Well, I hope you have enjoyed the tour.
There are a couple more things that have yet to bloom so stay tuned.

In the meantime, Skylar asked me to remind you guys to stop and smell.

Even though I don't want to be on my own blog right now, I do still love it over at your web houses so I was sitting at my desk quietly visiting with some of you. My desk faces a set of windows that look out onto my back yard. Where I could see some damn ass-faced Thumper bunny dining on my new plants like he was at an all-you-can-eat buffet on crab leg night. I was instantly furious.

Since I don't own a gun I decided my next-best action would be to sing opera at it. I opened the window slowly, so as to not startle the little darling, and then yelled, very loudly and off-key, "Kill the Wabbit! Kill the Wabbit! Kill the Wabbit!" The atrocious cacophony that is my singing voice scared the rabbit into the next yard and now the neighbor kids think I'm crazy. Two birds, one stone.

And now I share with you my operatic muse, a Merrie Melodies cartoon starring Elmer Fudd and Bugs Bunny. My favorite part is when Elmer calls on SMOG! to smite de wabbit.

I stopped by the Flower Box (the neighborhood nursery) last night on my way home and picked up another $80 in plants. I'm up to $180 now if anyone's keeping a tally with me. Keep in mind that includes the three new rose bushes, too.

And please, remind me next spring to skip Lowe's altogether and just go see her. She had most everything I wanted, told me it's too early for the stuff she didn't, told me when to come back, and her plants were much healthier and not much more expensive, if at all. Even though I didn't get everything, I have enough to keep me busy all weekend because, on top of getting these babies planted, I also have about 6-8 big plants that I want to move.

creeping phlox, tiny petunias, dracena, potato vine, asparagus fern, begonias, decorative grass, vinca, and two tiny daisies

4/24/2008

Thursday Tidbits

Posted by Gwen |

My Redbud Tree

  • Yesterday I signed up for Dictionary.com's word of the day email. Expect it to get really wordy and pompous around here.

  • My mom left this morning for the first vacation she has taken since I was in high school. I am 5 weeks away from 39. She is so excited for this much-overdue trip. She and my uncle, the over-the-road truck driver, are taking a road trip to, through, and across Tennessee, one of my mom's favorite places. It's my impression that they planned some sort of Civil War jihad. I hope they have a great time, don't run into any trouble, and are still speaking when they get home.

  • I was itching like I had fleas all week to start buying annuals. I finally had time last night and went to Lowe's right after work. I was so disappointed in their selection. I did get a lot of the greenery I need . . . vinca, potato vine, asparagus fern . . . but none of the flowers. I am going to go to the corner nursery on my way home tonight. The gal that owns it rarely disappoints me. I should've gone to her in the first place.

  • My red bud tree's gorgeous purple display is about over. I took the picture above this morning, but I'm not happy with it. I put it up here anyway because I may not get another chance as it's supposed to rain the next couple days and the transformation from lavender to green happens fast.

  • I am 95 pages into the new Stephen King book, Duma Key. Whew. It's a good one. You know how he repeats things to create suspense and hammer a point home? Well, in this one he keeps referring to a guy named Wireman. I'm pretty sure I know who Wireman is, even though I haven't met him yet. Anyway, the way he refers to Wireman (so far) is like this: "Wireman says when it comes to the past, we all stack the deck." and "At first you were afraid you'd die and then you were afraid you wouldn't. That's what Wireman says, and he would have known; he had his own season in hell." I've gone back and marked all of Wireman's quips and intend to catalog them here at some point in time because that Wireman, he seems kinda smart.

That is all for today. Have a good one!

4/21/2008

The Perfect Sunday

Posted by Gwen |

I let myself sleep in until about 9 and then spent what was left of the morning drinking coffee and catching up on last week's TV.

About noon I had a bite for lunch, took a shower, and then ordered three roses for the front bed. I chose the Iceberg rose, a hardy and fragrant white which will look awesome against the red brick of the house. After that I headed outside to work in the yard all day.

Here's what I accomplished:

  • General clean-up: collected sticks and debris that found it's way into the yard over the winter, discarded the pots that froze and broke, and got rid of the grill cover that shredded in some of the vicious wind we had.
  • Burned the ornamental grasses (hoping all the while that no one called the fire department)
  • Raked and carried off 6 tons of leaves. Seriously. I filled an entire yard waste dumpster.
  • Cut the grass.
  • Put down a time-release fertilizer on the roses.
  • Sprayed fungicide on the roses. I'm hoping this will get rid of the black spot that decimates the foliage by mid-July every year.
  • Made a tentative plan for what I'm going to do with the pots. I think dracena, mini petunias, and potato vine (both the black and bright green). These are the three plants that have fared the best over the years. I'm not sure what color scheme, though. Red and white? Red and yellow? White and pink? Purple and white? Ooooh, maybe purple and white. Any suggestions, dear readers?
  • Cleaned up the beds - pulled weeds, trimmed old, dead growth from last season, and cleaned up the edges (weeds, mulch that escaped its confines).
  • Cleaned out a couple of my pots. (I replace the potting soil every year.)
  • Set out the patio furniture.
  • Planned where I'm going to move the plants that currently live in the front bed. I think I am going to be able to re-use everything somewhere else.
  • Cleaned the patio and sidewalk.

It really does look awesome out there now. I think this is the first time I've gotten this clean-up done so early. I'm really excited that it gets a little easier every year. Now I can't wait to go shopping for the potted plants and get all the new stuff planted!

BTW, the peonies are about 3-4 inches above-ground which means it's only a week or two before I start a daily rave here about how awesome they smell. Brace yourselves, I get a little nutty about my peonies.

I went back in the house about 4:30, took a long, hot bath, made a huge pot of spaghetti and settled in for more TV. It was the perfect Sunday.

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